A message from the birthday boy.
“FOSTER A CAT FROM YOUR LOCAL SHELTER”
i like how he just talks about sex
and then cats.
ok.
robert must have lost a bet with the devil. now every mention of sex must be followed with themention of kittens
sex and then kittens.
Robert Downey Jr is literally tumblr
(Source: iwantcupcakes)
A-and then they go home to Natasha and she makes it better for both of them, right?Marvel AU: Bucky Barnes is a new Agent of SHIELD. His partner Clint Barton helps him shake off Winter Soldier conditioning moments during missions.
Clint: Barnes….
Bucky: He’ll talk.
Clint: Barnes, don’t. That’s not why we’re—
Bucky: HE’LL TALK!
Clint: BUCKY!
Bucky: …fine. We do it your way.
(Source: sexysouvernir)
Also applies to reality television.
Who are you bringing to the Oscars? (x)
This film is going to kill me, isn’t it? Dammit.
THE WAY THAT BUCKY LOOKS AT HIM. OTP ALL THE TIME.
(Source: nakedirection)
fujiidom | dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne:
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
(Source: yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad)
Legit just expected him to twist around and fire off his grappling arrow.
wallofnerd: 9-12|50 ↣ Jeremy Renner
Baby, can you PLAY that guitar?
Nine-year-old stages a one-man anti-Westboro protest
Meet Josef Miles: While walking around the Washburn University campus with his mother, Josef noticed a group of protesters from the Westboro Baptist Church . After reading the group’s signs, Miles asked his mother if he could create his own sign. A sign featuring his thoughts on God’s worldview. With the approval of his mother, Patty , Josef wrote “God Hates No One” on a notepad, crossed the street, and proceeded to spend a few minutes staging a protest of his own. (Photo via Morris News Service) source
When a 9-year-old is schooling you on the scope of God’s love, you have a problem.
-Jess
